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How are you?

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I'm fine.

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I need to talk to you.

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I was about to watch my show.

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Oh yeah, you can deal with that later.

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This is more important.

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Is it... You got the rent?

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Yeah, that can be sorted another day.

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Sort it another day? It's going to be
like two months soon that you're behind.

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Yeah, if it's bothering you that much,
then I mean, you can always pay it.

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Well, of course I'm going to pay it.

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i am responsible do you you need to
you're supposed to pay what what is it

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so obviously i keep showing you the mold
in my room i feel like it's getting

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worse it's not there's barely any mold
yes there is it's like half of my room

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covered in like green stuff it's
disgusting it's not i already called the

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landlord like i don't it's not like it's
fine i mean You watch too much TikTok

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videos or something. You think it's like
a big deal.

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I mean, if you think it's not that much
of a deal, how about I've got a really

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good idea. You can have that room and
I'll have yours.

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No.

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What do you mean no?

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This is my place. Like, my name's on the
lease. I'm not going to give you my

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bedroom.

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Well, how about you go in the other
room, the spare room?

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And sleep on like the...

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The cot?

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Yeah.

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I'm sure that'll be comfy enough for
you.

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How about you do that?

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I don't want to do that. Or you can
sleep on the couch. I'm a girl. I need

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closet space.

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I've got no closet space.

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And I don't want my clothes being
affected by the mold.

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I'm reporting you to immigration.

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What do you mean? You wouldn't do that.
You love me too much.

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You need to go back. You need to go back
to the UK.

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You are a nightmare.

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You're not going to try to take my room.

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You left me staying here.

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Oh, my God.

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It was fun at first, and then... It
still is now.

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But I just need your room.

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No, you're not getting my room.

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Why do you keep saying no to me?

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Because somebody's got to say no to you.
You can't get everything you want.

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Since when? You can't move in and then
just... And, like... Barely paying rent

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and, like, you bring people over all the
time. You make all kinds of noise.

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You're out partying all hours of the
night. Don't get jealous.

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I'm not being jealous. Yes, you are.

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I'm going to move into your room
tonight.

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And you can move or you can even sleep
on the couch. This is a lovely couch.

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I'm not sleeping on the couch.

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Okay, well, go in the spare room. Or go
in my room.

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I... Oh, my God.

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Why are you... looking at me like that
do you think just because you're because

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you're pretty you can just you can do
whatever you want yeah that's usually

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it works no i'm not no you're not moving
my room please

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no oh whatever we'll talk about this
another time okay we talked about it

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already talked about it

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waking me up.

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You've just been rubbing that all
against me. It's disgusting.

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What the fuck's going on?

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You've just been rubbing that up and
working me up.

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I what?

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You've been rubbing it up and down me.

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What are you doing in my bed?

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I got in late last night and we were
meant to swap rooms. I tried to push you

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out and you didn't leave.

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I told you you couldn't.

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No. And I told you that we were
switching. Why haven't you gone in the

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room?

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Because this is my room, you crazy...
You've been such a pervert, rubbing that

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up and down on me all evening.

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Were you naked in the bed?

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Well, yeah, I sleep naked.

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Why have you got it out?

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Because I sleep naked too.

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Genius, what are you talking about?

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Well, you could have went the other way.

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I was asleep.

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I didn't know what I was doing.

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I mean, if you're asleep, why are you
hard?

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Why are you rubbing it up against me?

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People, it gets hard when you're asleep.

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You're such a pervert. I didn't know you
were in here.

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Yes, you did. I told you I was going to
be in here.

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I'm sure you woke up in the night when I
tried to push you off the bed.

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No. Yeah.

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Are you going to go sleep in the other
room or what?

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No. It's morning time anyway. Go get up.
Get out of my room. I'm not getting out

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of the room.

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This bed's more comfy than mine.

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Oh, my God. I can't do it. Oh, God.

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I need to go back to sleep.

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Well, so do I. You just woke me up,
rubbing that up and down me.

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Okay, I can't control the things I do
when I'm asleep and you're naked and you

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put your butt against it.

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And?

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Well, I can't, I can't.

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Are you going to get out or what?

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No. Well, neither am I, but stop rubbing
that up against me. Okay, just turn

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around then. I can't deal with this
anymore.

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Are you jerking off?

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What?

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Why are you wondering?

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I don't know.

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Because I want to and this is my room
and I'm allowed to jerk off in my own

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room. That's so strange.

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I think it's strange.

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You're the strange one.

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How am I the strange one? Who gets into
somebody's bed in the middle of the

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night naked and then wakes them up? I
was out last night.

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I already told you that you couldn't...
We're not swapping rooms.

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And I told you we were.

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Okay, I don't think you understand that
I... You can have something that you

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want, and if it's different than
something that I want, what I want goes.

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And what do you want?

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I want for things... I want for you to
be normal and stop being a maniac.

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I am normal. I just want to be in this
room.

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And you're still jerking off.

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What, do you talk to me or something?

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Well, I mean, you look all right, you
know. And you're not going to try it

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me?

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What, are you going to call the police
on me?

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Well, no, I just want you to be nice to
me and, you know.

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I could be nice. It doesn't look too
bad, I mean.

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Really?

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Maybe you could slide it right in there.

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kind of trick?

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No.

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I mean, why should you have all the fun?

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See, that's such a bad roommate after
all.

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This means this is your room now, huh?

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You want me to move in your room?

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I mean, I guess that's what it's looking
like after that, I guess.

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It feels like it.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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oh my god

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You don't want me going back to the UK
now, no?

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Yeah, I think so.

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I won't look for you.

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We can share my room for now.